Adrianne Palicki and Emmanuelle Chriqui in Elektra Luxx

I wanted to know what 10 bucks got me.

So what did you get?

Frozen yogurt.

No shit.

You were humping the pillow.

And a pony. Frozen yogurt and a pony.

Well, listen up, pony girl.

I just met two venture capitalists in the lobby.

Oh, yeah?

Mm-hmm. Loaded.

Margaritas?

No. Like, rich.

They saw us at the beach this morning,

and they are totally smitten.

See, I told you there are mosquitoes.

I get bit right on my ass.

Smitten.

You need to have your ears looked at.

I love my ears.

By a doctor.

Doctors are like mimes.

But they talk.

They want to take us to dinner.

How can he be hungry after all that guacamole?

He gave me 200 bucks to go to the bathroom.

Gross.

Not to watch me go to the bathroom.

What company? Our company. We don't have a company. Female company. Okay, no need to

get upset. Well, get dressed.

I told you I got escorted from the premises, but I quit right before they kicked me out.

Whatever.

And then the producer said that I was never going to work in that town again.

Big freaking deal.

It's a cheesy line, but he just means he's going to make sure you never get another job

in the business again.

Well, except he didn't say business, he said town.

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