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What the fuck?

I just saw them, like, kissing and it wasn't like even kissing.

They were, like, making out.

They were all over each other.

It's fucking disgusting.

Yeah, well, you always do this.

You do something shitty and then you concoct this whole bullshit story surrounding it.

I'm not making this shit up.

Dude, actions have consequences.

You lie and you do shitty things.

I don't believe you anymore.

Hello?

No, I won't put you on the phone with Ashley.

Marcus, now is seriously not a good time.

And actually, don't fucking call this number ever again.

What was that all about?

Oh, shit!

I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.

I really should have thought that one through.

Sorry. My head's killing me. I shouldn't have gone out last night.

Hangover, maybe?

Yeah, busted.

I'm actually surprised I even got through today.

I'm really feeling it. I should probably lay down too, actually.

Maybe you could use a little massage or something.

This is actually just what I needed.

So, tell me.

Your husband was unable to make the funeral?

That's funny. I work so much that I probably haven't been on a date in maybe like two years at this point.

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