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Okay. I guess.

I cannot believe I got stood up.

What a douchebag, huh?

Yeah.

Your boyfriend?

No, just some guy I met on the internet.

Seriously? You just meet strangers on the internet?

Well, I haven't really been dating any guys lately.

So I thought maybe if I looked up on the internet, I might find a nice one.

I'm single.

Congratulations.

Good. Thanks.

It's not very like, okay, stay here, be my date or something like that.

What about if I jump in?

You'd be my date for the night?

Yeah, why not?

Okay.

If you like tattoos, I don't know.

Well, I like tattoos. I guess you're here.

A step up from what he is, you know.

So what was your plan with this guy?

We were just going to have some coffee, maybe talk.

Maybe go out for some drinks afterwards.

And? That's it?

Well, yeah. I don't do anything else on the first date.

Why not?

Because I'm not a slut.

Why do you have to be a slut to just skip the drinks?

What?

Why do you think you have to be a slut to be like, just like straightforward and like, whatever?

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