ALSCAN.14.12.15 Dakota Skye Fuzzy Friend

Alright. That's okay.

Fuck, I've stayed in the shed to smoke cigarettes.

He's like, "What are you doing it?"

It's really...

Smoking.

What's he doing?

Fuck you.

Alright, open your legs.

Oh, you got an Easter Bunny too, but I didn't even know.

No.

Alright, open up your pussy.

No.

And your lips.

Is my pussy like enlarged now that I did that?

Mm-mm. Normal.

Oh my God.

Shut the fuck up, John.

No light needed.

I can't do it right now.

Okay, put one of those.

No.

I think I'm gonna be a gynecologist.

For fun and good stuff.

In the sixth grade, my teacher wasn't...

We had to write, like, "What do you want to be when you get older?"

And me and one of my buddies wrote "Corn Stars."

My teacher, the only male teacher I ever had.