Andrew Stark Debut

Ladies and gentlemen, on the front side, we see the Quake.

Says Jaren Moir, and if only that wasn't exaggerated.

Well it's really funny.

To be honest, I really have no idea what it's like.

The only time I ever get to see it is on camera, but I really have no idea what I'm doing.

I'm not kidding.

I tend to black out, if you would.

I just kind of lose control, my body just kind of does whatever it feels like.

You spaz.

Yeah.

Have you always done that?

Like the first time you ever beat off, you were just like, "Oh, geez!"

Yeah.

I thought it was normal until I started talking with people and found out that what I'm doing is not normal.

I don't know that it's not normal, maybe you just let it come out a little more.

Maybe.

You know the first time I ever jerked off, I was standing in the shower and my knees buckled and I fell down.

Alright.

If you had been standing, you probably would have injured yourself or something.

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