British face farts - sniff my arsehole!

They smell rotten? How dare you say your princess's farts smell rotten?

Yeah, obviously.

No, they don't, do they, Sinead?

Well, what do they smell of? Here's another one, try again.

What do my farts smell of?

Well, they all get a taste of pamphlet.

Yes, they taste of pamphlet, and they all smell of a rose, don't they?

I would say cherries, Princess.

You'd say cherries, would you?

Hmm.

You think this shit out of you, so let's get back to your princess.

You like trying to wind me up, do you?

You like trying to wind up your princess, you dirty little farty boy.

Farty boy smelling my stinky arse.

Getting your nose up there right into my arse crack.

Pathetic, pathetic little slug boy.

That slug smelling my arse.

You enjoy it though, don't you? Don't you, Fatty?

Yes, I do, Princess.

That will taste good.

It will taste of protein as well.

Yes, Francesca. You're getting better.

I'm getting better.

Yes, I do.

What did I have for dinner last night sir?

The quiche smell.

It was pasta.

It was wasn't it?

It comes with lots of vegetables.

I guess it was your favourite pasta.

Yes.

Here, have another one.

Mmm.

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