COMPUTER VIRGINITY ENTERED THE CHAT ROOM

Yeah, I just, uh, didn't expect it, anyway.

Anyway, take off your shoes, come in, I'll show you.

Well, he's really super-cool, so just take it off.

Mmm, it's so cute.

How much money did you spend on him?

Hell, yeah, a lot, actually.

Two thousand bucks.

Wow, so you're rich.

Well, not directly, you know, so much.

Well, my dad's making a living right now, so he's actually doing it right now.

Well, it's okay.

Well, he's in the woods, so...

Well, anyway, yeah.

So what are you looking at on your cool computer?

No, come on, it's nothing, it's just, like, don't, it's...

Man, this is personal space.

I saw that eight years ago.

Man, I'm looking at it, and I'm looking at it

What's the big deal about that?

You know what?

And Sidorov is actually a second year away, you know?

What's that got to do with you?

If you want to sit down, we can watch it together.

Big boy.

Yeah.

Bite.

Oh, yeah?

Mm-hmm.

How are you?

Mm-hmm.

Where to?

Mom, Mom, Sidorov, my dog!

Teddy, we're done playing.

That's it.

It's not weird.

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