Dr. Carstair's 1869 Love-Root Elixir - 1972

Hey, you gotta move on this year, property.

I'm neither a card shop or a carnival pitchman.

I'm here for your health.

These are not just idle promises, my friends.

For one dollar, have new health and new vigor.

In short, a new outlook on life.

I have it.

A free sip to convince you.

That's been a wrap.

a free back jenny back some water.

Right over here, gentlemen.

Ah, you must have been expecting us.

Water is ready.

guaranteed to restore your manliness and vigor.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

They're most generous, thank you, thank you, sir.

Alright, alright.

Ah, here we are!

I'll get some water.

That's my boy!

What do you call this stuff?

Dr. Carstairs' Health and Vigor Restorer.

What does it do for you besides make you feel good?

Well, it'll restore your vigor and health.

Now, Jenny,

I believe you should retire to the wagon

while these men disrobe and bathe.

It was with Betty Lou it was.

I think I came out dirtier than when I first went in.

That's putting it mildly.

They have the experience that no one does.

Oh, well, that's...

Well, let's hope so, yes.

Pass the bottle here. Me and that bottle.

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