ej Dinnertime Abuse

You haven't eaten in so long.

I'm gonna prepare a meal for you.

Excited?

You excited?

It's gonna be the best meal ever.

It's gonna be made by my two hands.

I bet you can't wait to put it in your mouth, huh?

You're such a mess.

Stay this way.

Good job, John.

This meal that I'm gonna make for you is probably going to be the best meal you've ever had in your life.

Mostly because I'm actually putting all of it together by myself.

And it's just for you.

Up.

You're so sweaty and disgusting.

Say please.

Say please.

Say I'm so hungry.

I'm so hungry.

You sound so hungry.

You don't look very hungry, but you sound very hungry.

Say please again.

Please.

Excited?

I want you to listen to all of these sounds because you're going to eat the best meal ever.

Do you hear that?

You don't sound very hungry, but you don't want to eat?

Are you hungry?

So I don't have to feed you.

You know that, right?

If I hear any sounds that aren't hungry sounds, I'm going to stop preparing this meal for you.

Can you hear this?

Slave is hungry.

It's so good.

Maybe I'm going to eat it.

Should I just eat your meal?

Huh?

Sound hungry or else I won't keep making this for you.

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