Getting Casted And Fucked On The Table

I have no idea.

No idea?

What's your name?

Austin.

Did you have any other stage names before Austin?

Topanga.

Topanga?

Yeah, what made you change your name?

You wanted a change?

Okay.

Now, you said there's something you've never done before.

You've never done a DP, right?

Right.

Yeah, so I might be able to get you to do a DP someday, huh?

Probably.

Because I got a serious call that I've never done that before,

and you could possibly do your first DP in that.

Yeah, that'd be cool.

So who could I get for that?

The two biggest cocks in the business?

No.

No?

No.

Let me ask you a question.

For a DP, what would you prefer?

I'm just going to ask you this.

Would you prefer a girl with a strap on and a guy,

or would you prefer two guys?

Two guys.

Oh, two guys.

You're a little cack.

Do you like girls at all?

I love girls.

You love girls?

Where are you from originally?

Texas.

Texas? What part?

West Texas.

West Texas?

Oh, hell no.

Oh, hell no.

I almost moved out to, what is it, Lubbock or someplace like that?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

That's the butt end of the world, man.

That is just out in the middle of nowhere.

They don't have water in West Texas, do they?

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