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I got my birthday all planned out. I wanted to drink a bunch of Four Loko's and swim across the lake after midnight.
I don't think it's that far across. It looks real close.
Roger, didn't you just have a birthday a couple of months ago?
Ah, that's right. You made us ride ATVs on Ted Nugent's ranch without his permission.
Fine, you caught me. It's not my birthday. That's the only day of the year I can get you nervous Nellie can do anything adventurous.
So, who's in for the Loko Lake Swim?
Look Roger, we're all for trying new things, but that sounds too dangerous.
Yeah, you men are so bright. Where have they been all this time?
Well, well, well. What have we here? Discount coupons to the American Safety Museum?
Yes, indeed!
Oh look, they're doing an exhibit on Augustus Seacoat, the inventor of the airbag.
Hello! We're not going to any stupid safety museum.
Why doesn't anyone ever listen to me?
You guys will not believe what's in this towel.
A baby. A baby you gave birth to and you didn't even know you were pregnant. It just popped out of the lawn.
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