Hottie butt-banged on the car trunk

It's complete carnal chaos.

Look over there!

Women are sucking cock everywhere.

Apparently they're not asking to be taken out to dinner.

They're not asking for flowers. They're not asking for candy.

They're not asking for jewelry or anything.

Ladies and gentlemen, they're apparently sucking cock.

Oh my god!

Wait, no, no, keep rolling!

This is Pulitzer Prize winning shit!

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chet Happens.

And I'm getting my cock sucked live by one of these cock hungry zombies

that have taken over this small church loving town of Bluffman, Texas.

It appears they will go to any lengths to find and suck cock!

Oh my God!

I'm crocs shipping in there.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

It's the end of the world, I tell you.

It's finally here.

You think Billy and Lauren's okay?

God, I hope so.

No, no, no, no.

It's not safe out there for our Christian soul.

But what about Billy?

hasn't been the same since he came back from California.

We can't help him.

Sounds like Lorne.