I called the proctologist home to make prostate massage, but it all ended with a hard anal

Okay.

So, what do I do?

I need you to take your underwear off and lay on your stomach.

Okay.

Tell me, when did you give 150 massages?

About two months ago.

I'm not looking at my butt right now.

Okay.

I'm about to apply some lube. It's gonna be a little cold, but don't be scared.

Are you comfortable?

Yeah.

I'll rub your testicles again. That's very helpful, too.

Great. Thanks.

Okay, can I ask you to open your buttocks with your hands?

Yeah.

Great.

Okay, you already have an erection.

That's good too.

Good, right?

Yeah, sure.

That's the way it's supposed to.

Does it hurt?

No, I'm comfortable.

It feels good.

That's good, which is nice.

You need to enjoy a cab, too.

That's right.

Maybe some lube?

Yes, you can.

Is that better?

It is. Yeah, it's very useful. Someone, of course, prefers three fingers and more.

Let's try it, since you insist. Let's settle for three first.

Now that finger's stuck. How do you feel?

I think that's enough for you for now. 'Cause I feel like it's a little tight inside.

Yeah, come on, wrap it up.

Make yourself comfortable.

Yeah, this is awkward.

What are you doing?

Sorry, it's just so hard to resist.

It's been a long time since we've had sex, you know.

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