I thought it was a game

You know this, right?

Like, she's gonna call the cops, and the cops are gonna come, and you're gonna be fucked.

Apparently you don't care.

Apparently you don't care.

Ahh!

Just take whatever the fuck you want out of the house.

You don't need to be trying to be so goddamn tight.

Come on!

Stop! Ow! Stop!

Asshole! Son of a-

Let me go!

You better help Ziya.

Get this fucking done before she gets back.

She's gonna be home any minute now.

I just talked to her.

We're just-

Fucking dummy.

Fucking jerk!

Man, you are so screwed. You are so, so screwed!

This is fucking tight, I can't breathe!

Stop!

These yours?

No, they're my roommates.

I found them on the floor.

Okay, well what the fuck do you plan on doing with those?

What are you doing? Why are you balling this up?

Get your hands off my face!

Get your hands off my face!

How do those taste? Are they clean?

Right.

Oh my god.

That is so unnatural.

Is that a taxi driver?

That's fucking crazy.

Oh my god.

I always do the craziest shit.

Oh my god.

I'm a little *****, so...

Like, I'm sorry.

What?

What?

Wait.

Is he still here?

He's still here? Where did he go?

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