"I will not shoplift anymore"
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"I will not shoplift anymore"
Published by TeamSkeet
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Okay, this is how it's gonna go.
I'm gonna let you sit here for a little while
and think about what you did,
and hopefully when I come back,
you're gonna own up to it,
and then we can get this sorted much more quicker
than you just making out that you've done nothing wrong.
Okay?
When I come back, I'm gonna want your ID,
and I'm gonna want a little bit more information about you.
So think about it, okay?
I'll be back.
Sit tight. - Excuse me, sir,
I really don't know why I'm here.
Well, you better think about why you're here.
I'll be back in a minute.
Okay, how's your amnesia? Is it any better?
Why do you think you're in here?
Can I just go? I have no idea why I'm in here.
Well I'll enlighten you because obviously your amnesia is obviously very bad.
So, the entire office, or should I say the entire floor of the department store is totally camera'd.
You was walking past the aisle with all the batteries in it.
You stopped in front of the aisle with all the batteries in it.
When you moved past that particular aisle there was a group of batteries, AAs in fact,
which would have four in it.
Now, I'm going to need you to remove that dress.
Ask me to remove my dress, sir.
Well, yeah I can because you're in my security office and my job is to find lost, or should I say, ****** property.
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