Ich spreche mit einem Schwanz bevor er hart wird und kotzt

I haven't been to see you for a long time, have I?

No one loves me.

Oh, my oh, my little penis.

That's not good.

You have to keep stroking me.

Oh, little penis.

But it'll make him big.

What's the matter with you?

That's a pure cock beater right now.

Long time no see.

Fun.

Carry on.

What, you haven't been out in so long?

More outside.

I don't even like to show my face.

Oh, the foreskin of the poor too.

Oh, you.

Sometimes it's not so good.

You're practically incognito.

Incognito?

I've heard that before.

Look!

Incognito!

Now I'm getting smaller.

Look!

I'm going to be very small.

Does that scare you, little penis?

Yes!

Whoa!

Don't be afraid.

But...

It's always so dark!

Where is it always so dark?

My friend.

The Ulli.

The.

What little penis?

Well, it's so dark at home.

It's always dark.

Why do you always have to turn off the lights?

So it's too dark for Uli.

I can't see a thing.

Oh, God, I can't raise her anymore. You're a girl.

Why?

I don't know either.

Oh, yeah.