Interview

Yep.

Okay. How old are you?

How old am I?

That was the question.

I'm 19.

Um, what are your measurements?

34 feet. I don't know my waist size or hip size, but.

Okay. Why don't you stand up for us? Let's get a look at you.

Okay, now get naked so we can make a determination ourselves.

Really?

Sure.

Okay.

Um, you've had some fun today. Some interesting stuff happened, I have to say.

But we'll get to that later.

Um, if I were to take you on a date, any place, where would I take you? Where should I take you?

Somewhere in Australia.

Ah, okay.

And, we just got off the plane in Australia and we're starving. Where should we go?

I don't know. I don't know where to eat in Australia. I've never been there.

Fair enough. Fair enough.

So, are you cool with the guy making the decision on that?

Uh huh.

Alright. What if that order's for you? Yeah?

Yeah.

What if it sucks?

Well, I'm not a picky eater, so most of the time food doesn't suck.

Oh, okay. So, eat as you please as far as the food goes.

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