Josh L. and Eddie C. jerkin n cumin together

Can you guess?

This morning.

Yep, after my shower.

How many times a day do you masturbate?

At least three, probably.

That's cool. How many do you do?

Um...

Once before I go to sleep, normally.

Okay.

It's like taking a ton off the end of your job.

Yep, it's my natural remedy.

That's a good thing.

Alright, I'm gonna be quiet. You guys just do your thing.

How'd that feel?

Not good.

I'm ready for a sandwich.

You're ready for a sandwich?

Yeah.

That's pretty thick and creamy.

Yeah.

You think you got more built up in there?

Who's gonna win?

We'll see.

That's pretty good on your hairy stomach there.

You know what would look even better?

What's that?

Eddie, if you shot your load on his chest.

What?

Come on, dude.

You've gone this far.

I guess you're right.

Okay.

You've gone this far.

Why not?

Awesome.

Can you do that?

It's all gonna wash off.

Why don't you kneel on the floor?

Why don't you stand up, Eddie?

Watch your bust right on him.

You can watch that corn.

You can watch that corn.

Give me a good look.

I truck my best.

Damn, it keeps coming.

I don't know, I think you won the contest, Eddie.

A little thicker.

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