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In our minute,

first, noble human Homer Simpson

will explain

his primitive yet beautiful

culture.

The pronounced

greatest achievement is

moon rocks. Oh, and the

golden age of radiance.

Truly a species

with much to offer.

Seriously, are we listening to the same guy?

Silence! Homer,

we will get you back to work.

What about my family?

It's just your sex-hated super-nanny.

Sex-hate?

Clearly you've never been married,

but it's great, I'm telling you.

Unfortunately,

we only have the means to build

a spaceship for one. We spent most of our

money on a party.

Well, it is a great party.

The party's a cripple for fulfilling deepest

desires. Just concentrate.

Sadly, this trip has gotten interesting.

What the?

Who am I kidding?

I couldn't enjoy Calgary 1 without my

family. I'm going back to save them.

Oh, if I could

just live inside that

house of full noble

goodness.

The golden rule states if the

chosen one escapes, his family

is eaten as forfeit.

What do your rules say now?

That all will be eaten.

This system is really

rigged against us.

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