Pissing Outdoors Followed by Chatting with My Tits Out
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I was busy plodding away doing gardening and tidying up outside when the urge for a piss came over me. As it's such a lovely day I decided to pop inside and grab my phone to make a long overdue video of me peeing outside. I've got some fab new upstairs neighbours who very much enjoy gardening too, unlike the old ones who NEVER used their gardens and so it was super easy for me to make ‘Naked DIY in the garden' videos for you. Anyway, I headed to the top of my garden where I'd be most visible to the most amount of neighbours windows, pulled my shorts down and unleashed a heavy stream of piss before using a trusty old piece of band merchandise to wipe my super retro hairy pussy. Using fabric to wipe with stops me getting super sore and itchy down there. And we finish off with my chatting away about gardens that are no longer jungles and the Great Gate Fiasco aka The GateGate. Haha.
Published by MistressWriggler
Video Transcription
Hello, how are you? I am in Needleweewee. So I have come outside, well no, I was already
outside in Needleweewee and then I was like oh it's a lovely sunny day. I know my new
upstairs neighbours aren't in and so I am good to just do a little bit here.
I can't see what I am doing but we have a little rag to dry me up with. I am going
to be doing a bit of cleaning up. I have got a bit of a mess here for me and so I was quite
****** from the other neighbours as well. So the garden right next to mine belongs to
upstairs, the one on the other side of that belongs to upstairs on the other side of the
block and then at the end is the woman downstairs next door to me who is a fucking bitch. She
used to make up shit and report me to the housing association for things that were not
a thing and she would also purposely antagonise Buddy to make him bark so that she could complain
about his barking which was you know delightful. I love these people. We kind of fell out because
I wanted to stick a gate on the pathway to stop my dog escaping and she was like you
are not allowed to block pathways and I was like well I am not blocking it permanently
am I? It literally takes like two seconds to move. It was a freestanding gate at the
time and she would constantly be throwing it down the steps all over the place like
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