Sat on a bottle🍾Russian classics

Can you believe we've been together for four years?

Yeah.

I want to ask you something.

I have a question for you, too.

Why don't we ask at the same time?

Come on.

On three.

One, two, three.

Will you get on the bottle for me?

What?

Why don't you get on the bottle for me?

Wait, sit what?

Well, a bottle. Sit on a bottle, yeah.

Well, there's a bottle inside you.

Why, you're not ready for that yet?

I, uh, I know it's a big step and...

Well, it's just not what I expected.

But you love me, don't you?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Well, then let's do it.

It's a tradition, that's all.

It's a tradition of all kinds, I can't let him down.

Well, we can try.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

I'm-I'm-I'm-I'm-I'm-I'm-I'

That I found my soul mate.

I love you so much.

I love you, too.

Can we do this today, now?

I'd like it to happen on this day, on our four-year anniversary.

Now?

Now?

Today?

Yeah.

All right.

That's just great.

I've already prepared everything.

I knew you'd say yes.

Thank you.

Spirit, come on.

This is amazing.

It's too heavy.

GROANING

It's too heavy.

GROANING

It's too heavy.

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