scissors punishment for the bad service

I'm gonna call customer service.

I'm gonna get somebody over here and actually do their fucking job.

Hi, yeah, it's Jackie Joy. I need a cam technician to get over here and figure out how to get

these gold shows on. It is not working. I don't know what the fuck is happening. It

keeps logging me out almost when I'm done with my gold show and then I lose all my money

and it's really starting to piss me off. So you better get somebody over here right now.

Fine.

Come in!

Hello!

Yeah, so, uh, you're the, uh, blonde, uh, bimbo that's having a prom, you're...

Um, I didn't know people in customer service is so fucking rude.

Anyhow, I want my camp shows to work, my gold shows are not working, I don't understand what's going on,

and I expect somebody to fix it. I'm losing lots of money here.

Let me tell you something, lady.

We've been running this website for ten years, okay, with not one complaint.

Uh, one complaint with a thousand girls on there?

What's your name again? Jackie...

Jackie Joy.

So, Jackie, I've been watching your account.

Okay, you're the only one that's been having problems with our CAM-A software.

It might have something to do with, you are a real blonde, aren't you?

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