Soldier is checked for suitability by a horny blonde

Is that correct?

Um, well...

Don't be embarrassed. We've seen it all here.

You have?

Yes, quite often.

Quite often?

Yes.

That's not it at all.

Well, what is your situation? Please do tell.

It's not a problem to get my wood up. It's a problem to get my wood down.

Oh, I see what the problem can be.

Well, first we're going to need to take your shirt off because I do need to take some symptoms.

Now, how long have you had this problem for Mr. English?

Um...

It says here about a month and a half, but that can't be correct.

That's not a problem.

Really, a month and a half.

Uh-huh.

Hmm.

That's why I have to keep coming back to you.

We do have a diagnosis for that, but I'll get into it as soon as I figure out what your blood pressure is, okay?

Thank you.

So why'd you wait so long to come in?

This is kind of a serious situation. I can't imagine it's nice to go out in public like this.

Arm, please.

I thought you were going to be able to help me with this.

I hope so, too.

Arm up, please.

Arm up, please.

Well, it says here that your blood pressure is perfectly okay, so the only pressure you're feeling is down below. Correct?

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