Something Special - One man to rule them all(1)

Wait, is that my wife?

No, I don't think so, I'm ********* to be married.

And there's no ring on my finger.

Gosh, is that my mom?

She can't be your mom, you fucktard.

Not sure, I'd better wake her up and ask her.

Touch her shoulder, hope I won't scare her off.

Be very gentle.

Hey, time to wake up.

I have a long day ahead.

Oh, her skin is so soft and pleasant to touch.

No, no sweetie, give me another half an hour.

Ok.

Oh my, she jumps up and gives me a worried look.

Sorry, I completely lost it.

How are you, XP?

You scream in your *********.

How is your head? Feeling better?

You know, we all are deeply sorry for your loss.

Our loss.

What loss?

What the heck are you talking about?

Sweetie, no need to be so rude, but I understand it's stress talking, not you.

After your death, my dad what?

Well, don't you remember what happened yesterday?

I'm afraid my memory is completely blank for yesterday.

That's because you got so ****** after your father's funeral that we had to carry you back.

Shit, you are right, we buried him.

...