Three girls are flexing their muscles in a contortion competition
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Three of our favorite girls are flexing their muscles in a contortion competition. What fate awaits the two losers? They're treating Simon and Alan to some serious lap dances. Paris suffered a setback, but it doesn't matter. Whether they win or lose, we're the real victors here.
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I was lucky.
Well, they did, so let's get to it.
All right.
Maestro?
Who's gonna be the first to go?
Victim number uno.
No, no,...you don't, yeah, that'll be, yeah.
It's all at the same time?
Yeah.
Oh, so you have to go to the other.
Yeah, all right, so.
Yeah, that's right, hold shit.
Wow, yeah, that was pretty retarded.
Just spin the thingy.
All right, all right.
Spin the damn thing, all right.
You suck.
Ready?
And,
we got,
that is just barely on.
Right foot red.
Right foot red.
There we go.
That's the ***.
Left foot blue.
That's like, that's a cute dance move.
Oh, you like that?
Right hand red.
Don't look.
Left foot red.
Ow, I'm sorry.
There's not enough red.
Ow.
Oh yeah.
Left hand blue.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Damn.
Left foot blue.
Uh-oh.
Oh gosh.
You can use the same circle, right?
Yeah.
That's just fine.
Right hand green.
You can't put your knees down, guys.
Those noises are very distracting.
Right hand yellow.
You gotta mix it up here.
Left hand green.
I'm so tired.
Left hand green.
Already there.
Yeah, you gotta, what was slapping?
All right.
Left hand red.
We gotta fix the board.
Yeah, you gotta kind of do that.
Right hand green.
Left hand red.
Already there.
Okay, right foot blue.
Hold on, can we stop for a second?
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