Tim in the sauna

This goes way beyond supporting your ***.

You were in a gay bathhouse.

I am sorry, Jethro, but that makes you a 100% rainbow flag-waving, Judy Garland-worshipping homosexual.

You think such a thing is questioning?

Yeah, again, not you.

You're way past that. You're grabbing asses and using lunch and picked up watching gay porn videos.

Fine, this is my first time in a place like this. Can you at least show me the ropes?

No, you are not my project. You're too old and hairy to be Eliza Doolittle,

and I am far too busy to school you in the ways of being a fun gay.

Reggie, Reggie, we found Eduardo, but he's struck out.

Yeah, it turns out he's only interested in big-bellied teddy bears who don't already have boyfriends.

Lesson number one. How to use sex to get what you want.

Well, I didn't personally serve the guy his champagne.

I just put the fruits on the table and everyone picked up their glass before the toast,

and if someone wanted to, they could afford poison as long as he wasn't looking.

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