When You Get Piss Everywhere From Trying to Do One Whilst Stood up
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Oh my, I was absolutely bursting for the loo after writing a massively long reply to someone. As the lighting in my bathroom isn't great I tired to stand up as best I could over the loo so that you'd get to see the stream of golden nectar gushing out of my hairy pussy and into the loo. The trouble is, my urethra needs stretching again and so it can be quite a lot of effort to squeeze the pee out. When I do that, the direction of the spurt changes! And instead of going down the loo, it went all over the seat and down my thighs. Meaning I didn't just have to wipe my hairy pussy to dry, but I also had to use wet wipes on my wet legs.
Published by MistressWriggler
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Hello there, hello there, hello there.
How are you?
How the fuck are you?
I really need a wee wee.
I've just been writing.
Oh, oh,...oh
I was at my mum's death anniversary the other day, which happened to be my mum's third anniversary death day thing
I really need to get my urethra stretched in the seat
I sat back down in the seat and I have got some wet thighs still it seems
I have got some pink ones, and yeah, I like my thighs
Pink like, kind of Barbie-ish pink
And then there's one with tiny little stars on
And one with glittery hearts on
And that side is not going to be used on this side of me
It might be on this side, it's like you've been sat on the loo for ages and it's all dried
And you need a bit of something to...
It's like three, four months after I took the second... well, I took it all down to redo it because where it joined in the middle
There were like gaps, so I wanted to do it and it's pretty mental how these two curtains...
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