When you’re about to orgasm but your rubber bestie has other ideas
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Okay guys, sorry I've been so slack recently but I'm detoxing from opiates after more than a decade on them and I'm feeling rubbish 24/7. And spending an awful lot of time on the toilet! Which, as some of you know, doing big or testing number twos always makes me horny as fuck! It's like my body's cheat code to feeling better. Assuming I can orgasm that is! So, here you are joining me after I've just flooded the bed protection and am just about to orgasm when the batteries fail on me. Replacing them doesn't help either.
Published by MistressWriggler
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I squirted so fucking much during this thing.
Sorry.
I only put new batteries in this last night and I think it needs some new ones again already.
The trouble is I stopped perving and started grooming with the same phone and it always
ruins orgasms.
And it was always like bordering on a fucking epic one.
Hence wanting to film for you.
These batteries should be so shit already.
What happens if we switch them around?
Hey bud, mum's not dying mate, it's okay.
It's okay, yeah?
You can let off a little bit, dude.
Okay.
What do you think?
Can I put them in their own way round now, looks tasty.
I have a clue, something's upside down.
Or downside up?
Who knows.
Hey, you don't need to dig my brain out.
Oh, I think my actual toy might be on the blink.
It's just done some very funny light show for me.
Yeah.
Right, okay, well, it doesn't like the batteries this way around at all.
I'm gonna be fucking devastated if this thing's, like, stopped working.
As you have seen, it has provided me...
Oh, you've seen it.
Provided me with huzzans, huzzans?
Huzzans of orgasms, hundreds of orgasms.
No! No, why are you dying? No, don't die on me!
It's like the light comes on and then it just instantly goes off.
Okay.
Come on little piece. Oh no. Okay bud you've got to stop.
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