White Table Top Booty
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Get through the road with your big ol' white ass.
You know how to do that new dance they callin' "Twerk It"?
We can win!
By just moving my ass up and down?
Just moving your ass up and down like that.
It's a fucking catch.
What?
Got $200 on you?
Do I look like I have pockets?
Uh, no. You got a big ass though.
I can give you a bike back, it's no problem.
As soon as you do a dance.
That's... what the fuck I'm talking about.
Oh shit.
You know you're riding a bike on a flat tire right?
Yeah it's a little flat.
Yeah it looks flat.
I don't know it looks like it's going to mess up your rims right there.
It can do that?
Yeah, definitely.
Um, do you mind if I check it out for you? I'll just take a look at it real quick.
That would be so nice of you.
Yeah I just want to look at it.
Yeah I don't know much about bikes other than how to ride it.
Yeah see if there's a pressure, like if there's too much pressure right there, these will just go straight through a hole all the way through.
Oh my gosh that would be so terrible.
Let me just check it out. Do you mind if I sit on it for you?
Yeah.
Where'd you get this?
My dad.
Oh okay.
Tell dad thanks okay?
Hey wait what are you doing?
Did you seriously just freaking steal my bike? What the hell?
Cool.
I'm just like this for a cool two, three hundred bucks.
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