Your vampire friend finally took your virginity
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A vampire friend has finally taken your virginity. Listen to my story fatasia
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Of course I didn't want the city
to put anybody's health at risk,
but they could have kept something open at night.
A discotheque or a singles bar, anything.
You know that cheesy theater you took me to?
The one with the old popcorn machine
that smells like it's never been emptied?
They're closed too.
That place is totally cheesy, Daddy.
Come on, you took a vampire
to see a corny Dracula movie on a first date.
That place is so cheesy,
it had literal nacho cheese on the screen.
On Dracula's face.
I had no idea taking me there
was your way of setting the bar.
You're like the Babe Ruth of making me roll my eyes.
I do wish we could have gone back there though,
before they closed up.
Even with the popcorn smell
and the cheesy screen and the sticky floors,
at least they were open at night.
Actually, if it got us out,
an all night sports pub would have been better
than chained doors and boarded up windows.
I'd even take a sexed up Waffle House.
Or I don't know, a Denny's with a goth scene.
Sorry, Daddy.
I know, I'm being silly.
It's not like I was desperate for a meal or anything.
I still have my connections at the blood bank,
so I won't starve.
It's more like,
I don't know,
with the downtown nightlife gone,
my world is gone.
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